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Life And Impression
Updated 10/11/2008
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October 17

Job

Recently,CNPC and CNOOC is coming here to open job fairs in my university-Yangtze University.Every body is busy preparing for it,so am I.But I'm lucky,at the evening of 8.14,the day before the job fairs day, I got an offer in CNPC.Besides,I've got some experience about searching jobs,such as:Do not give up until the last minute.For most times,we give up ourselves,but not because we are not excellent enough.Ok,it's time for lunch,best wishes to my classmates!
October 11

Two Lines In Heaven

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men
that were whipped was 100 miles long,
and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him! Tell them, my son,
how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

The Same Duties

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast." 

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."

From tomorrow or from now on?

From tomorrow or from now on?

I am used to saying that "from tomorrow,I will ……".But in fact,when tomorrow arrived,I usually haven't kept my promise.So my study and my life fell behind.

From tomorrow or from now on?

It is quite easy to ansewer this question,but not easy to practise it.Maybe all effort I should make is to practise it well.

Love is a two-way street

A father sat at his desk poring over his monthly bills when his young son rushed in and announced,

"Dad, because this is your birthday and you're 55 years old, I'm going to give you 55 kisses, one for each year!" When the boy started making good on his word, the father exclaimed, "Oh, Andrew, don't do it now; I'm too busy!" 

The youngster immediately fell silent as tears welled up in his big blue eyes. Apologically the father said, "You can finish later."

The boy said nothing but quietly walked away, disappointment written over his face. That evening the father said, "Come and finish the kisses now, Andrew!" But the boy didn't respond.

Unfortunately, a few days later after this incident, the boy had an accident and was drowned. His heartbroken father wrote...

"If only I could tell him how much I regret my thoughtless words, and could be assured that he knows how much my heart is aching."

Love is a two-way street. Any loving act must be warmly accepted or it will be taken as rejection and can leave a scar. If we are too busy to give and receive love, we are too busy! Nothing is more important than responding with love to the cry for love from those who are near and precious to us. Because there may be no chance at all as in the case of the little boy...

 
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